In the mid-90s, the first Crow film received decent reviews. In the world of 90s films, that means it absolutely needed to have a sequel. It could probably have received mediocre reviews and the film distributor would have instantly thrown a bunch of scriptwriters into a room and refused to release them until the sequel…
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Hacker International Made a Bad Game Worse with Pyramid on the NES
Surely adding lewds into a game can only make it better, right? Well, no. Certainly not back in the early 90s, when the games that porny publisher Hacker International were spunking into the Japanese market were already weak gaming experiences. Adding a poorly-drawn schoolgirl who looks like she’s been hit by a bus just adds…
Sachen and Thin Chen: the Forgotten Heroes of Lewd Gaming
Ah, back in the days when getting hold of porn wasn’t quite as easy as it is now. While today anyone looking for a bit of a game-based thrill can just filter by hentai on Steam, it hasn’t always been that simple. And of course, these days pixelated girls/guys/others tend to be more on the…
8-Bit Nips and Games that are Sh*t
No, I didn’t decide to look at these late 80s/early 90s games purely because the click-through rate on the thumbnails is likely to be high. I wanted to look at them because the idea of a “sex” game on an early Nintendo console just fascinated me. Turns out, there’s a real rabbit hole to dive…
Sega’s Master System’s Mediocre Golfing Sesh
I have zero interest in sports or sports games but I thought it’s about time I take a look at one. And the first thing I thought of was Sega’s series of ‘Great Sports’ games. Released for the master system from the mid to late 80s, this handful of sporty titles were released accross Europe,…
Color a Dinosaur on the NES: Enough to Make Hieronymous Bosch Cry
Oh yes, I would LOVE to play a colouring game with next to no interactivity and weird epilepsy-inducing screens – said no gamer ever. Now first off; I frigging love dinosaurs. Seriously, I am mad about them. If there’s a game about dinosaurs, I’m usually there. I even endured Bethesda’s Jurrasic World for far longer…
Where’s Wally NES Game Needs to Stay Lost
Oh god, Where’s Wally books are the absolute dog’s baubles. Absolute classic kid’s book action right there, no holds barred. I never had the books as a kid, but I did have a Walker Bear annual (which I still have – it’s been nibbled to fuck by a long-passed pet bunny though) which included one…
I Want My Mommy is a Bizzare Game
Now if we are going to be absolutley fair, the Atari 2600 was absolutely primed with bizzare games. When you’ve got so few grapics to work with, things are going to be left to the imagination and when that’s on the table, things are going to get freaky. That’s what us retro gamers are all…
I Finally Reviewed Daikatana
It’s probably one of the most infamous crappy games ever made. One that isn’t the worst game ever in and of itself (although it is, as I said, crap), but became famously bad after an aggresive marketing campaign which made John Romero out to be some kind of sex daddy. John Romero’s about to make…
Club Drive
Honestly one of the worst games I have ever played. Please don’t make me play it ever again
