Surely adding lewds into a game can only make it better, right? Well, no. Certainly not back in the early 90s, when the games that porny publisher Hacker International were spunking into the Japanese market were already weak gaming experiences. Adding a poorly-drawn schoolgirl who looks like she’s been hit by a bus just adds…
Ah, back in the days when getting hold of porn wasn’t quite as easy as it is now. While today anyone looking for a bit of a game-based thrill can just filter by hentai on Steam, it hasn’t always been that simple. And of course, these days pixelated girls/guys/others tend to be more on the…
No, I didn’t decide to look at these late 80s/early 90s games purely because the click-through rate on the thumbnails is likely to be high. I wanted to look at them because the idea of a “sex” game on an early Nintendo console just fascinated me. Turns out, there’s a real rabbit hole to dive…
This week, I am yearning for The Legend of Camelot on PS2. Yes, it’s another Phoenix game. What can I say; I have a problem. An addiction, if you will. To shitty games. Legend of Camelot is another one of Phoenix’s godawful republishings of a Dingo Pictures cartoon, which they had previously made a game…
Ooo, yes. I do love me some crappy bootleg games. Unlicensed, zero quality control, zero f*cks given. Bootleg games were absolutely rife for years, before the likes of Nintendo put their massive corporate foot down and made it harder to publish them. Many were copies of already published games, and many were simply redos of…
I have zero interest in sports or sports games but I thought it’s about time I take a look at one. And the first thing I thought of was Sega’s series of ‘Great Sports’ games. Released for the master system from the mid to late 80s, this handful of sporty titles were released accross Europe,…
Oh yes, I would LOVE to play a colouring game with next to no interactivity and weird epilepsy-inducing screens – said no gamer ever. Now first off; I frigging love dinosaurs. Seriously, I am mad about them. If there’s a game about dinosaurs, I’m usually there. I even endured Bethesda’s Jurrasic World for far longer…
Oh god, Where’s Wally books are the absolute dog’s baubles. Absolute classic kid’s book action right there, no holds barred. I never had the books as a kid, but I did have a Walker Bear annual (which I still have – it’s been nibbled to fuck by a long-passed pet bunny though) which included one…
Excuse me – yes, you – have you seen this? Have you seen this complete and utter BELTER of a video game cover art? It’s 100% the best cover art I have ever seen, it really gets me pumped for what the game might be like. If I saw this on the shelves in a…
It’s probably one of the most infamous crappy games ever made. One that isn’t the worst game ever in and of itself (although it is, as I said, crap), but became famously bad after an aggresive marketing campaign which made John Romero out to be some kind of sex daddy. John Romero’s about to make…
